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Dirty Old Man
I have just witnessed my next door neighbour hanging out washing in her dressing gown. As she bent down several times she almost revealed her knickers/no knickers. I had to have a long look.
So my lifetime ambition to be a dirty old man is fulfilled.
When I was growing up we had a dirty old man neighbor. He'd sit on his back porch in a robe with his dick hanging out and find reasons to call us over to see our reactions to his dick hanging there and he'd just laugh as we squeeled. Our parents used to just tell us to ignore him that he was harmless (boy times have changed!) We lived right next door to him and my girlfriend and I started showing him our tits and he'd make all these rude noises. Then he started asking if our parents were home and whenever we'd say no he'd say he'd give us a dollar to let him feel them or two dollars to lick them. We never did or at least I didn't think we did but found out later my girlfriend would let him. During summer she'd go over every day before going in after dark and sit on his lap naked for $5.
Your doing what comes natural to anyone of any age.
GO and get to know her. It should be worthwhile an effort!