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I came in my ass
I had an operation a while back, to make my penis longer. The doctor cut the suspensory ligament at the top of the base of my penis, which is what holds it straight up when it's erect. It gives me another two inches of penis length, but my penis no longer stands up when erect, it hangs straight down.
It also allows me to bend my erect penis around so I can actually insert the tip of it into my ass hole. Now, I'm not gay or anything, but one night when my wife was away for a few days, I was really drunk and high on weed and had snorted a little meth and was feeling really freaky horny, and decided to see if I could actually fuck myself in the butt. I slapped some of the sex lube that my wife uses when she uses her big dildo and when I do her in the butt, on my cock. I stroked it till I was rock hard, then I bent it backwards until the head was up against my anus. I was able to get the tip inside of my butt, and it felt really weird and really awesome. I came almost instantly, and it felt totally fucked up shooting my load up my own ass. Not sure if I will tell my wife about it, but I am sure that I will do it again.
I'm not queer either but my 1st wife and I did a lot of swinging and I took a few cocks up my ass and I found it felt really good, especially when they'd fill me with their cum.
I use to be able to get my dick in my mouth and yes my asshole too! The first time I blew a cum load while I was jacking off I had my dick in my mouth,4" of it and I kept sucking it and I came 4 more times, I was 12 at the time. Then I would get hard and I was putting my head on my asshole and pushing it on my asshole and I slipped it in and I was rubbing my shaft and I came 3 times in a row and when I was not sucking it it was in my asshole. Wish I could do that now!
Now that is what I'm talking about, and I have been trying to get my cock in my ass and cum but it is not as easy as you think. But I have pumped a few loads in my mouth and down my throat and I love it
Now because noone wants you to fuck them you can really just fuck yourself, clown
Sounds like you're jealous. Can't get your tiny penis into your own ass?