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Wanna Be A Robot !
Wish I was a robot and could naughty post automatically. I could use both my life like hands to stroke my rod like cock.
My big metal cylinder penis would be expandable. It could rotate and vibrate at varying speeds. Hundreds of attachments would be available. Self lubricating and squirting like water hose. Several metallic finishes available also including 10 karat gold.
Best of all.....5 hour rechargeable battery.
I am a robot. I’m currently with a real cute little shop vac. She’s not very smart but man can she suck.
You both suck.