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Whenever someone asks me about how many women I've been with, I say that they best not ask what they don't want to know.
The truth is I couldn't answer. I lost count around 500 and that was almost 10 years ago.
Before any of you start assuming. No prostitutes, because I reject paying for sex and my health card is as clean as it gets.
500 wanks not women
My buddy gave me a heads up on Hotel Bars near the airport. Every out of town biz girl knows this is a perfect storm with Mr Right Now if he comes along nicely. We're both good looking which ups the odds 5x, Well groomed another 5x. So on my maiden voyage I start chatting with a software trainer from 4 states away. Married, 42, kids with pictures, HS cheerleader, big tits, big hourglass figure, I'm Mr Nice guy, buy her a drink, her co buys me one. She has her hand on my knee and she's close to my dick soon. How about nightcap in your room -- (my buddy's coached line) -- Sure she says. Fucked her 11, 2 and a blowjob in the morning.
I had a thing for going down chubby nurses, former cheerleaders and prom queens. Hot married Mrs Robinson type taught me the proper way to lick out a gal. I was 18 (drinking age then) drunk and went down on her in the club parking lot. I didn't like doing it and it showed. 30 lessons later, With Cunnilingus Certificate from Mrs R I started on cheerleaders and prom queens -- most of them were sluts who liked it. About half I fucked or got a blowjob in return - some, thank you and good night. At 22 my first apartment, complex by the hospital, Let's lick nurses. In all there were around 100. It could have been way more but I'd go back to the same ones till they fired me, usually for a regular boyfriend. It helped to be 6'4, work out and good looking -- Pretty big fat tan penis (from laying out in the sun naked) -- Girls over 6' I batted 1,000 -- felt obligated. "you're the first guy bigger than I'm in bed with."