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I've been walking around naked in public since I was 13 years old...
It started with taking my clothes off in a secluded wooded area near my house in the Chicago suburbs (Deerfield, if you have to know). By the time I was in high school, I'd gotten more brazen...by walking around naked in the open fields surrounding Deerfield High School. In the middle of the day! I also started climbing out of my bedroom window in the summertime at 3:00 a.m. and walking around the neighborhood in the nude.
In college, I walked around naked in classroom buildings that were left open 24/7 for studying (no security cameras, obviously). Since graduating college, I've worked for seven different companies; I've walked around naked in the office buildings of four of these companies. After hours and on weekends, of course. So much fun plopping myself down in the cubicle of some hottie I worked with and blowing jizz all over her boyfriend's photo!
Now, whenever my wife leaves me home alone to go on a business trip, I'll set the alarm for 3:00 a.m. and go for a walk around the neighborhood in the nude.
If only i had seen you naked while you were 13 year old.
I wouldn't do anything to you but i wouldn't could stop staring at your body.
I would have masturbated for you while you watched and talked dirty to me.