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What would you do if you caught me?
I have a fetish that I've been indulging in since I was a teenager. I like to walk around completely naked in secluded wooded areas. I do not consider myself an exhibitionist because I'm extremely careful about NOT being seen. Now I'm 58 years old and married and I'm still doing this unbeknownst to my wife. I keep myself in good shape; I stand 5'11" weighing in at 175 pounds. I'm fairly smooth without a lot of body hair. I keep my pubes close cropped and my crotch, balls, and asshole clean shaven. So here's my question: if you caught me walking naked through a wooded area near your home, how would you react? Please let me know if you're male or female in your response. Thank you.
I'd join you. Where I am, doing that is legal. It's not indecent exposure if you're not intentionally exposing yourself to people. I go for nude walks on the beach and the woods on a regular basis and have went for a nude walk around my neighbourhood to a local park and back twice. The latter is more risky but I'm careful to only do it on times when nobody is around, like 3-4am. I prefer the beach tbh because the sand is soft and I love to be barefoot as well. At some point in the summer I'm planning on going for a 2-1/2 hour walk nude, best part of summer where I am is that it starts getting light at 2am so I'll be walking around naked in the daylight but there'll be nobody awake to see me, so it's the best of both worlds.
I would make you take my clothes off and suck my cock then have you come back every day for more of the same. I would even suck you
You're not alone. I like the woods, too, but what's even better is leaving your house at 3:00 am and walking around your neighborhood in the nude. My wife travels on business a lot and I do this every chance I get in the summertime. I especially enjoy beating off on the patio or deck of one my neighbors thinking about doing my neighbor's wife.
My wife and I have sex in a local waterfowl preserve all the time in the summer. The trails open up at 6:00 a.m. during the summer, so will ride our bikes over there (not too far) and then hit the trails--about five miles worth of them. Once we're far enough along and haven't seen anybody, we'll move off the main trail onto a smaller one and fuck like rabbits.
I'm a married woman. If I saw a 58-year old man walking around naked in the woods near my neighborhood, I'd snap photos of him with my cell phone and immediately call the police. Can you say "sex offender?"
If the guy is minding his own business and not hurting anyone, why are you so quick in calling him a sex offender?
I'm a married man. You sound nice and clean. I would probably get you on your hands and knees -- head down -- ass in the air ... and I would lick and tongue your ass. I would pull your cock between your legs and suck as much of your cock as I could -- alternating between your ass and your cock. Then I'd want to milk every bit of cum out of your cock and swallow a healthy amount of my protein for the day. I like cock.
Yes, I'm extremely clean. That's the main reason I keep my crotch, balls, and asshole "bald smooth." Makes for a nice clean look...whether I'm down on all fours for a man or squatting over his face for a closer look. I'd put out for you. Let you do whatever you want. No holds barred.