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Wilderness Hiking Bears
It was an emergency. Couldn’t hold it any longer. Couldn’t easily get off the trail to do my business because of the dense foliage. Squatting with my butt as far to the edge as I reasonably could I dropped my scat, my load of fecal dna. As an adult male I was very proud of its size.
Hearing voices I pulled my pants up without wiping and hurried ahead on the trail. It took the female couple about 30 minutes to reach my droppings. In hiding near enough to hear I was amused. They noticed the size also and were wondering what kind of animal could have left it. They scurried away after declaring it might not be safe hear.
Surely at some point they thought a human may have been responsible.
Wait, you heard their voices coming yet it took 30 minutes for them to get there, something smells poopy around here!
I’m unfooled. I’m still not convinced bears shit in the woods. I have to see it to believe that one.
I know the places joggers or bikers piss and shit on trail. i hunt for their shit and take out and put on edge of trail for all to see. including the wioe on the napkin or leaf. sometimes i find big thick ones ! so hot !
Anyone who hikes knows the difference between human scat and animal scat!
Basically all adults know.
So you don’t obviously.
Gross