Wanting My Batwings Badge

How do I, as a 100 % gay man, go about eating a cunt ? I've always wanted to try, but don't know how. Do I just wander into a straight bar and ask a likely lass if I can slurp her slit ? Is it proper to stick your tongue out and wag it, suggestively ? Does the clitoris ejaculate, and if It does, how does it taste ? I seek serious answers, only, please !

By Anonymous