What do you mean you're not gay?
We hung out as a group of friends for a long time. for whatever reason t\all the girls in the group (7 of them) assumed our friend Tommy was gay. this allowed him to stay in the room if the girls were changing into a different outfit or their bathing suits. all of the other guys had to leave.
this went on for years until one day the girls asked us to leave the room so they could put on their bathing suits. one of the guys finally asked why Tom could stay and not us. one of the girls said "he's gay so he doesn't have to go. he's not interested in girls." "No he's not!" we told them. "yes he is!" they said now concerned. "nope! he's not!" the girl looked at him and said "what do you mean your not gay?" tom said "i never said i was! you did!" we had to get him out of the room before the girls killed him! he had seen everyone of the girls completely naked several times so the guys saw no reason to kill his joy.
we all had a good laugh at that.