Really, on a first date

Joined a dating site for one month, got myself lined up with 3 dates and if the first one is anything to go by I’m looking forward to the next 2
Last Friday I had my first date in a long time, we met at a bar, I had pre-booked a table, and she was a really nice lady.
While chatting to her I must of kicked her handbag 3 times, it’s was more of a shoulder bag so a lot bigger then a handbag.
My last kick she picked it up and place it the other side of the table on the floor.
When she went to the toilet I was twiddling my thumbs waiting for her to return and I looked at her bag, I said to myself, know wonder I keep kicking it look at the size of it so I slid it closer to where she was sitting, as I did this the centre popper popped open and all I could see was a pink dildo, it must of been at least an 8 inch long.
Why would you have a dildo in your bag for a first date.
We’ve arranged to meet again next Tuesday…

1.1 years ago

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