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Really, on a first date
Joined a dating site for one month, got myself lined up with 3 dates and if the first one is anything to go by I’m looking forward to the next 2
Last Friday I had my first date in a long time, we met at a bar, I had pre-booked a table, and she was a really nice lady.
While chatting to her I must of kicked her handbag 3 times, it’s was more of a shoulder bag so a lot bigger then a handbag.
My last kick she picked it up and place it the other side of the table on the floor.
When she went to the toilet I was twiddling my thumbs waiting for her to return and I looked at her bag, I said to myself, know wonder I keep kicking it look at the size of it so I slid it closer to where she was sitting, as I did this the centre popper popped open and all I could see was a pink dildo, it must of been at least an 8 inch long.
Why would you have a dildo in your bag for a first date.
We’ve arranged to meet again next Tuesday…
Maybe she was practicing sucking your cock with it.
It's for you while young her.
Just in case you finish before she does !
Chances were after seeing your profile she thought it might be the only big cock she was gonna get.
Bet you get a LOT of cock!
It's obvious: she intends to use that thing on YOU!!! Open wide now!
Jealous?