Awkward moment with grandma

Early 20s i was staying with grandma and after some time i started to peek in while she was sleeping. It stared kinda by accident but grew. As i creep in i notice she was lying on her back this is rare, i shut the door. Its now dark only the light through the window i rest my hand on her sholder to test if deep asleep, nothing, i slide my hand towards her chest. I notice her hand is resting on boob almost cupping it. So ill have to ignore that one tonight. I slowly/softly caress her free tit. I say free but shes wearing a nighty and bra as alway. As i message her tit more shes softly moans,l this is common body response while one sleeping feels pleasure. I drag my hand downwards. I notice her other hand resting on her stomach as i moved down under the blanket. I trace her arm down to my surprise i lead down her sweat pants i continued to fallow her hand from the out side of her sweats i trace her fingers to right were her clit is by now im exstra hard. Starring at her face still seemingly without a care. I press her finger tip down pulsing she moans. I stop and stair at her face unsure whether I want her to stay sleeping wake up or stop faking sleep i didint know. Once agen nothing, i pull back and pull out my cock just so it there ibrest it agenst her so she knows its there if she was faking. I start to slip my hand into her pants under her and she moans agen seemingly asleep but i see her squeeze her brest im not sure if she faking or not but shes is definitely invested i get braver i make my way to her clit above her panties and start to rub it in circles shes starts moaning quietly and squeezing her brest i feeling her fallow my hand in circles she shifts abit moving her hand out and getting her other breast as well as slightly spreading her legs im startled but i dont stop. She continued softly moaning and every once in a while i sware she was grinding her hips back into my hand. All this and i still dont know if these are involuntary responses or shes getting involved as they were suttle suttle movements but most definitely part of the act we were in. I felt the moisture start to seep though her panties i sweep her panties to the side and push down right her clit, and rolled it super slick. She moans just moments after she arks and bucks just once gushing out she opens her eyes obviously now awake. in a panic i pull the blankets over her she gives a smile says thanks i kiss her forhead and walk out. Not once has there been any indication that she is aware of this. Her eyes were definitely opened when my finger was still rolling her clit but in the commotion and speed i went for the blanket with her just waking up could have missed it, thought she dreamed it inhave no clue. But i think of that night fondly, i like to think i walked in on her masturbating and she faked sleep and then gave into what was happening. I may never know

29 days ago

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    • I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.
      Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with t*** stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his g****** feet in the restaurant

    • I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.....

    • Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with t*** stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his g****** feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his f****** toes on my f****** sandwich. I was so p***** off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass...

    • Granny has dementia so she just lays there and plays with her clit. It’s the only pleasure she has because her nurses always steal her pain meds.

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

    • Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

    • I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

    • Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

    • Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

    • At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s,

    • My granny is an old lady from back in the biker days. She used to fuck the whole club for two decades. Now they’re all dead or in stir so the job of satisfying her needs has fallen to me. I’m studying to be a pharmacist and don’t have time to fuck her 24/7 but whattaya gonna do.

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

      Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

      I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

      Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

      Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

      At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s,

    • Alone and unloved

    • My 👵 always talking shit about hip hop so I brought my buddy Jamal over to scare her a little, I didn’t think he’d force fuck her! Figure as long as he was I’d get up on that racist bitch pussy too. Surprisingly tight for a old lady!

    • Oh those nig nogs!

    • I bet the old bitch loved some BBC gimme her address I’ll be there tonight!

    • Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with t*** stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his g****** feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his f****** toes on my f****** sandwich. I was so p***** off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass

    • My granny drinks this weird shit called liebfraumilch and then falls asleep on her barcalounger so I jack off on her tits

    • Well played sir

    • Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly

      Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.

      Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with t*** stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his g****** feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his f****** toes on my f****** sandwich. I was so p***** off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm....

    • My granny beat my granpa to death so I'm kind of scared of her. I mean I want to fuck her and everything but I'm afraid she's going to brain me with a lamp if I turn my back on her for two seconds. Fucking psycho! But a hot psycho.

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

      Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

      I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

      Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

      Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

      At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco..

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

      Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

      I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

      Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

      Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

      At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.

    • When I force myself on my gran, you know what she calls it? "Struggle snuggle." Isn't she ADORABLE?

    • I love sucking my grandma's large pussy lips as her clit shows up ... she is slow to get aroused but once she gets to enjoy it, she is there to open everything for me ... I love her!

    • Awwwww!

    • In an article in 1989, I described the “sitting duck syndrome.”24 I studied a series of patients who had been victims of therapist-patient sexual exploitation and was shocked to discover that all of the patients in the series had previously been victims of incest. I postulated a connection between their childhood mistreatment and characteristics that predisposed victims to repetitive victimization (such as exploitation by their therapists). Therapy must free the incest victim of the burden of repetitive victimization by addressing the following 4 areas of problematic function:

      • Severe symptoms and problematic traits that render the patient needy, dependent, and pessimistic about achieving recovery-afraid to displease or to be rejected

    • Yeahhhhh I jus jacked it to that

    • The study of incest as an actual phenomenon rather than as a fantasy is a relatively recent event. In 1975, an authoritative text proclaimed that the incidence of father-daughter incest in the United States was 1 in a million families.1 Crucial contributions by feminist authors and traumatologists rapidly sensitized the profession to the frequency and importance of incest and its association with psychopathology.2-4 By 1986, Russell5 wrote that some form of father-daughter incestuous activity, ranging from minimal to brutal and aggressive, was found in approximately 1 in 20 families that included daughters and their natural fathers, and 1 in 7 families in which daughters resided with a stepfather. By the early 1990s, feminists, traumatologists, and contributors from the emerging study of dissociative disorders were engaged in a vigorous study of incest and the treatment of incest victims.

    • So I was going down on my grandmother the other day. And her pussy tasted like horse semen. I had to stop myself for a second and think to myself "Is this how she died?"

    • How the hell do you know what horse semen tastes like? Unless you are a sick fag sucking horse cock!

    • You’re retarded

    • The original reply stated she tasted like horse semen. How would one know what horse semen tastes like? By drinking some and since it is a guy, one would think he got the semen right from the horse! So that would make him a sick fag who sucked off a horse, and you are calling me retarded? What must he be if he is drinking horse semen? Super retarded!

    • Um, it’s a joke, and an old one at that

    • Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly

      Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch...

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