Modernizing 007

It's been announced that Daniel Craig will be retiring after the next 007 movie, "No Time To Die", and both the character and his style will be updated to come into sync with the 21st century culture. So perhaps the ubiquitous martini will be replaced with marijuana as the choice intoxicant, and when the spy is --- as customary --- asked his name, the new British superspy will now and henceforth respond: "Bong, James Bong".

3 months ago

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