Modernizing 007

It's been announced that Daniel Craig will be retiring after the next 007 movie, "No Time To Die", and both the character and his style will be updated to come into sync with the 21st century culture. So perhaps the ubiquitous martini will be replaced with marijuana as the choice intoxicant, and when the spy is --- as customary --- asked his name, the new British superspy will now and henceforth respond: "Bong, James Bong".

3 months ago

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    • You should tell the producers.

    • They are going make him a trans black faggot.

    • The first movie with the new Bond should be a remake of Octopussy, with the amazingly beautiful and unbelievably intellectual and talented Amanda Lepore ironically cast in the title role. Amanda deserves the recognition and the world needs to see more of her. . . . . . . . and her BODY!! I mean, Goddamn!!!!! She is really too much woman. If you haven't heard her sing, you should check her out on YouTube singing "My Pussy". Incredible!!

    • LOL!!! Yes!!! and they should have Stephen Frey as "M", Harvey Fierstein as Moneypenny, and --- of course --- RuPaul as "Q".

    • With kaitlin Jenner as the villain "Ernst Stavro Blofuck".

    • And Evil Henchman Number One to be named "BuddFuggington", played by Clay Aiken.

    • I want to eat your big Cox

    • Only if you allow me to eat yours whilst your at it, and then nut in my throat, you sexy beast!!!

    • Not in this life. Nor the one after it.
      Or the one after THAT!
      U.R. Homo!

    • All fags, all the time, on this site. Blecchhh!!

    • Yep. It's queer Central, for sure. Ass full of meat. Brain full of filth!!

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