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I use an Oscar for a dildo
I work cleaning houses in Los Angeles. West LA, Malibu, etc. There's one guy who won an Academy Award, I won't say for what. But he's handsome and funny and I guess we flirt a bit and I'm sure nothing will happen between us. (I hope not—I don't want to complicate a good gig and lose the job. Lots of women in my position will sleep with a client and then bang, out of a job.) So, this guy trusts me enough to leave me alone in the house while a couple hours every couple/few days I go in and take care of the place. When I know he'll be gone for at least more than an hour I take his Oscar from above the fireplace and get on the couch or bed and go to town. This thing is about a foot long and get most of it up there (and yes it's as heavy as they say! probably ten pounds). Today I put it in my butt, and that's when I wondered if there was a site like this you could tell people exactly this. YES washing it off after is part of ritual...
Nobody who values their job would ever do this. If she's caught by him or video surveillance, she's not only fired by him, she's also never going to get another cleaning job. So, this, my friends, is a totally made up story
I heard a few woman actors do it too. I believe that's why it's shaped like it is.
Ohhhh come on .. just a hint who it is .. now I’m really curious 🤨