How to seduce uncle ?

I like my uncle. He's so hot and handsome, and I think he's got a big dick, because I saw his bulge when he wore short pant. but he's straight. how can i seduce him, i want him to fuck me so bad?

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    • Get a banana
      or a popsicle
      suck it long and slow in front of him

    • Deuteronomy 20:10-14

      As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.

    • Forget about it you goose

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

      Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

      I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

      Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

      Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

      At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.

    • I finished my Burger King meal, got into my hearse, drove past Jackie's house, parked down the street, went into my basement dungeon and mounted a preteen corpse. As I pumped its lifeless body I thought of my mother and sobbed. The defiled corpse evacuated its bowels and I rolled in the feces. I walked a few doors down to Jackie's house. "Don't you see!" I yelled at her window. "I do this for you! FOR YOU!!!"

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.

      Snow White would have died if it were not for True Love's first kiss but all of you woke unemployed, and refuse to work for a living because you are perfectly fine telling others how to do their job stupid bitches want to make it look like the prince tried to rape her. Obviously you stupid cunts need to have your brainless heads smashed with a sledgehammer.

      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.

      Anyone who wants to start outrage should be exposed as a stupid fuck and have their heads smashed with a hammer and anyone offended by that deserves the same treatment.

    • When a big shit comes out of your ass you suck it like it's a dick

    • How did you know I do that??

    • FOCKING LYING INCEST DUDE A$$WIPES! YOU CAN THANK THE INCEST FOCKS AND THE SITE MODERATORS FOR THIS TROLL!
      WHEN THE INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA STORIES ARE GONE THEN I WILL STOP!
      THIS INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA IS GOING TO STOP EVEN IF I HAVE TO TROLL EVERY STORY THAT COME IN!

      I WILL WRECK IT FOR EVERYONE TILL INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA IS GONE! ONLY THE SWEET LOVE BETWEEN ME AND THE DEAD WILL SURVIVE THE COMING FIRESTORM! YOU WILL ALL BURN! JACKIE AND I WILL RULE YOUR DEAD SPINNING BALL CALLED EARTH FOREVER!!

    • You may think this is jackie but's not it's her sister maryann look i just contacted these people who run this website and i told then to delete jackie's account and block her if they don't i will be going to the police this is making jackie upset and making her scared she is has a disability but then again you don't care so please stop lying about what you are writing.

    • More fake incest propaganda! You wrote this lady b**** you FOCKING rapist! This story is pure bullshit and you raped your sister when she was a child! You FOCKING sick a******! You should kill yourself or at least cut you b**** off. But don't stop there cut that micro-d*** off to A$$wipe!

    • Jesus John i think you should settle down come over and have some tea

    • DEATH TO PEDOS! I WILL HAVE THEIR DEAD BODIES!
      what kind of tea?

    • You know i will make you that apple peach fruite tea you like the one you says smells like formaldehide

    • FOCKING LYING INCEST DUDE A$$WIPES! YOU CAN THANK THE INCEST FOCKS AND THE SITE MODERATORS FOR THIS TROLL!
      WHEN THE INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA STORIES ARE GONE THEN I WILL STOP!
      THIS INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA IS GOING TO STOP EVEN IF I HAVE TO TROLL EVERY STORY THAT COME IN!

      I WILL WRECK IT FOR EVERYONE TILL INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA IS GONE! ONLY THE SWEET LOVE BETWEEN ME AND THE DEAD WILL SURVIVE THE COMING FIRESTORM! YOU WILL ALL BURN! JACKIE AND I WILL RULE YOUR DEAD SPINNING BALL CALLED EARTH FOREVER!

    • SICK F****** INCEST POSTS
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      KILL ALL POSTERS RAPE THEIR CORPSES!!! FUCKyour pedophilia!
      FUCKyour pedophilia!
      FUCKyour pedophilia!
      FUCKyour pedophilia!
      FUCKyour pedophilia!A$$hole FUCKyour pedophilia!
      KILL the pedo and KILL the child!
      FUCKyou and you Pedo post! Got a new one to troll! Die SickFUCK!

    • You may think this is jackie but's not it's her sister maryann look i just contacted these people who run this website and i told then to delete jackie's account and block her if they don't i will be going to the police this is making jackie upset and making her scared she is has a disabilliaty but then again you don't care so please stop lying about what you are writing

    • You are grown ass people stop pretending you know my sister jackie because you don't and do not say this is jackie because if you look at the name it's maryann that is right she has three sisters melissa and maryann so please stop she will not be commenting anymore

    • Yo what the fuck is happening here

    • Well let's see. KB AKA BK (for Burger King) AKA John Smith is a feces-obsessed foot-fetishist troll-poster who apparently has had some run-ins with the law for child endangerment (ahem), and overcompensates by yelling at anyone who posts by saying he will kill them for being pedophiles. He is involved with a 40-yo he/she manchild dressed like a preteen girl named Jack/Jackie and they run around getting into trouble in Murfreesboro. Jackie's stepdad shows up to administer an ass whooping every so often and then Jackie's sister gets on here to plea for tolerance. These two send dirty pictures of their scat-play to some guy named Jerry. Posters here think they'll stop the drama if they quote Old Testament passages about rape and child murder but I'm not sure it's having the right effect. I think that about brings you up to speed.

    • This man thinks he knows me his name is jonathan smith he is looking up information and he needs to stop

    • You did not call my nieces and brother in law they would have never have a seance you are just sick you did not work at the williams funeral home and she is not buried in polk memorial i think you stalking jackie and you need to stop now she is going to ignore you hope you get tired of it and stalk someone else because boy i know you don't live in murfreesboro you are a sick f*** who thinks you are funny you are not you can't seem to make your mind about where you went to school where you lived and who you know so f*** off

    • Here's a new challenge for you Tiktokers and YouTubers out there, it's the Toenail Sandwich Challenge.

      It involves wearing Flip Flops to a Subway and ordering a $5 Footlong Sandwich.

      Then after ordering your sandwich take your flops off to go use the restroom and put your bare feet in the toilets.

      Then exit the restroom and go to your table and start smelling your feet to get attention.

      Then open your sandwich, put your foot in your sandwich, and suck your toes on your sandwich until Subway Employees kick you out of the store.

      So come on het to it, this is the newest Viral Trend like Tide Pod Eating, Condom Snorting, and Gorilla Gluing your hair.

      So Come on Let's Go Eat some Toenail Sandwiches on Youtube and Tiktok,

    • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

      Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

      Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

      I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

      My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead!

    • I finished my Burger King meal, got into my hearse, drove past Jackie's house, parked down the street, went into my basement dungeon and mounted a preteen corpse. As I pumped its lifeless body I thought of my mother and sobbed. The defiled corpse evacuated its bowels and I rolled in the feces. I walked a few doors down to Jackie's house. "Don't you see!" I yelled at her window. "I do this for you! FOR YOU!"

    • My life is perfect. I wake up, post the Burger King post a few times. Then I post the Toenail Challenge post a few times. Then I make sweet love to a corpse I keep that I've named James Randall. He's a big fellow. Then I go to Burger King for lunch. Then I post some to Jackie. Then I cry. Then I incest-troll some more posts. Then I potty on the floor and play with it. Then I do something special..

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