Not what I expected
I decided to only work a half day last night. Came home to surprise the wife. Walked in the back door and into the bedroom to see my wife getting fucked in the ass doggystyle by an old work buddy of mine from my previous job. I said, "What in the fuck is this shit?!" She looked over but Rick didn't stop. She said, "Oh Jesus. Honey, why are you home?" I said, "Uh, you gonna just keep on going?" She said, "Honey. Just let him finish me off. I'm so close to cumming."
I walked out and flattened the tires on his car.