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Any girls here sneaked semen into food or drink?
I like to jerk off my bf into my cooking, usually to be eaten by some unsuspecting girl he's attracted to. We find it such a hot kinky secret we share with each other.
Sometimes I jerk it straight in. Sometimes when he fucks me he wears a condom and I put it in using the condom. Sometimes he shoots his cum into my mouth, then I spit/dribble it into the cooking mixture, so there's a bit of my saliva in the food as well.
I've made plenty of recipes with his cum, haha. He always cums so hard when it's for my cooking.
I eat the cummed-in food too and I've found that cum is often difficult to recognize when it's in food, more than one would expect - especially if it's mixed in. I think the saltiness sort of acts as a flavor enhancer.
Have you ever sneaked a guy's semen somewhere naughty like this, with or without his knowledge?
Ur a stupid dumb batch
My ex loved it when I'd blow it on the veggies her mom and sisters ate
There is actually a coffee table book titled “cooking with semen”
When my bf is being a douche and doesn't want to stop a game to take me home, one of his so and so "lamer" friends drives me home and I always thank him before we leave by blowing him. They're always so caught up in their childish games that they don't even notice us sneaking away or even me giving a blowjob behind the counter I always give my bf a nice sloppy kiss and he doesn't seem to ever realize my mouth was just drizzled in his friends cum
Did you ask him to give him a blowjob or how did that go?
While giving a bj, I usually keep on sucking and swallow his hot cum (love it), and hold his softening cock till every drop of his cum is drained into my mouth. Yes, when we fuck with him wearing condom, I save it to mix it with omelette - a great taste for our breakfast! He named it - 'cum cheese'!
No, I swallow every drop fresh and straight from the tap.
I like to take a nice long turd, wrap in dough, bake it and serve at Christmas, everyone raves about my shit Wellington
What’s for dinner?