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So we aren't having anyone over for Thanksgiving due to cdc recommendations. Wife asks me, "Hey, wanna see if Mike wants to come over for Thanksgiving?" I said, "Mike? My friend from my old job Mike?" She said, "Yeah. You always said he never goes anywhere. We will have enough food. Plus I wanna fuck him." I said, "Woah. Wanna run that last part by me again?" She said, "I want to fuck him. You cook dinner. I take him in the bedroom and fuck him." I said, "You wanna fuck Mike?" She said, "Yeah. I've wanted to ever since that pool party a couple years ago. He's hot. Kinda saw his cock when he came out of the pool too quick." I said, "You gonna let me watch?" She said, "Yeah. Of course." I said, "Do I get sloppy seconds?" She said, "Absolutely." I said, "Go get my phone and call him."
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Did you call Mike ?
I didn't call him. My wife did tho. He wasn't planning on doing anything for Thanksgiving. She invited him over. He declined. I heard her say, "I'll make it worth your while." She opened the door wearing a slutty Mrs Claus outfit. He said, "A little early for xmas isn't it?" She said, "Yeah. You're right. I should take this off." She bent over to take his shoes that he had taken off. Showing him her bare ass. Long story short. She indeed fucked him while I made dinner. I heard the sounds of her moaning and went to see. He freaked out. She said, "Don't worry about him. He knew about this." What the wife doesn't know is I've sucked mike's dick a time or two. Horny guy on the outs with his gf at the time.
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Well, nowadays, I'm not so straight. Wife currently has no idea
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