Love her salt
So we aren't having anyone over for Thanksgiving due to cdc recommendations. Wife asks me, "Hey, wanna see if Mike wants to come over for Thanksgiving?" I said, "Mike? My friend from my old job Mike?" She said, "Yeah. You always said he never goes anywhere. We will have enough food. Plus I wanna fuck him." I said, "Woah. Wanna run that last part by me again?" She said, "I want to fuck him. You cook dinner. I take him in the bedroom and fuck him." I said, "You wanna fuck Mike?" She said, "Yeah. I've wanted to ever since that pool party a couple years ago. He's hot. Kinda saw his cock when he came out of the pool too quick." I said, "You gonna let me watch?" She said, "Yeah. Of course." I said, "Do I get sloppy seconds?" She said, "Absolutely." I said, "Go get my phone and call him."