Medical procedure?

I was 65 and at my Medicare physical, filling out the long list of questions I mentioned some blood spotting that I assumed was nothing serious, but my Doc ordered a colonoscopy, which I kind of didn't want to have done.
I got sent to an out of system physician, since our local medical supp0lier didn't have one of those physicians on staff.
I had to drive all the way to the valley, a 180 mile round trip so my mood was poor.
When I was called in, there sat a tiny little black nurse, she told me to undress and put on a gown, and she sat right there while I did, a surprise. But at age 65, I was long past being bashful.
Then she asked me if I was going to erect during the procedure, which floored me. I told her I doubted it, but she said the Doctor was a little homophobic and did not like that happening so if I needed to relieve myself I should do it now. I hesitated, next she told me she could "assist" if I needed her to.
Next thing I knew she was using both hands to clear my system, I guess that is what to call it. Just a happy ending like in some massage parlors, but this tiny little woman was sure good at it. Now I have been to many Doctors, and been checked by many nurses, in all the years nothing like this happened before or since. I even mentioned it to my regular Doctor, he just looked at me oddly but didn't say anything.

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  • What a bunch of BS from the beginning!

  • If you've ever really had a colonoscopy, after spending the entire night before, shitting your brains out, the last thing on you mind would be sex.

  • LMFAO So true How about drinking that gallon of liquid in a hour and half that makes you have the shits.

  • You stupid kid you are given sedation for a colonoscopy Idiot. Some are done under complete anesthesia where you are completely unconscious! Jack ass!!
    Besides it doesn't matter what you shove up your ass! You will never love a five foot camera with blasts of air getting shoved up your ass.

    Stop fucking with medical professionals asshole they work hard at what they do! And the last thing they are going to do is help some asshole get off. So take your fake assed story and shove that up your ass. Thats something your sick ass will like.

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