Husband's Buddy Dan

I shall never ever forget the time that my hubby's buddy Dan was invited to our house. He was staying over because he lives a stretch away from us.

Well this particular night Dan was both drunk as hell as they had been out all day playing pool & stuff while it did gave me time to hang with my friend Jenny. So I made spaghetti & meatballs for us. Keep in mind Spaghetti is one of my favorite foods. Now this was summertime, & Dan had on a pair of shorts with a tee shirt.

So we're all sitting around in the living room & out come the plates of everyone's spaghetti dish. So I go to take a bite & almost cried out in horror. There was Dan's testicles hanging out of his shorts.

I didn't say a word my husband never noticed and if he knew he would have surely said quite loudly to Dan: "For the love of FUCK DAN! Would you put your goddamn pants on?!"

I pushed my plate away & my hubby noticed that b/c he knows how much I love spaghetti & meat balls. He says: "Honey are you alright?" I just said "I don't feel too good honey ,I feel a bit funny".

He bought it and God bless him too. I totally lost my appetite to eat anything the rest of that night. In fact I think I just took my drink outside & enjoyed a lovely cigarette.

I'm still haunted to this day of catching a glimpse of Dan's nether regions at the dinner hour. I don't think I've eaten Spaghetti & Meatballs since.

It was one of the most repulsive things I've witnessed. I'm sure there are worse things than that, but I really did not need to see Dan's Balls when I was about to eat my spaghetti & meatballs. Thank you very much you disgusting excuse for a human being Dan. Dan wonders why he hasn't found a nice woman yet. Dan you have a LOT of work to do. For starters try brushing your teeth regularly & getting the 4 inches of callous buildup off your funky feet. Then maybe you might find someone who could tolerate you. As well as put your pants on when you are around people so that way no woman gets horrified at the sight of your balls.


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