Shopping and a realization
So the wife and I went to an adult shop. She had been wanting some new sex toys. I'm all for it as she only owned one and she said it just wasn't cutting it anymore. So we go and looked at all the stuff. She first picked out a new vibrator. One for her to use when she masturbates. One end inside her pussy and another little nubbin for her clit. She then picked a second vibrator to buzz her clit when i'm fucking her. Next she picked out a 9 inch long suction cup dildo. I asked what that was for and she said for her shower and when i'm not home and she wants to ride a long hard cock. She said, "Unless, you are ok with me finding someone with a big dick to fuck me." I said, "Lets do the dildo first." She said, "That's what I thought." Then she looked at a strap on. She said, "I think I want this also." I said, "What would you do with a strapon?" She said, "Fuck you with it." I said, "Uh, what makes you think i'd be into that?" She said, "Well, i've seen that you are into having the neighbor fuck you in the ass." I said, "Whoever told you that is lying." She said, "Nobody told me. You left your email open and the neighbor emailed you the video he took when you were over there this weekend. I don't mind you being a faggot. Really. If you really get your rocks off from having a dick in your ass, it's going to be my dick in your ass."
I didn't have anything to say. I was caught. She said, "If you want to go over there and suck his dick and get your dick sucked by him, fine. I won't stop you. You won't have a dick in your ass. Not unless it's mine. Deal? Or we don't get the other toys and I start bringing home one of the guys from work to satisfy me."