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That’s very big
I went to see my friend for coffee, chatting away I asked how was her son holiday, she said don’t ask, how he’s still alive I don’t know, why what happened I asked, she said he will be down in a bit ask him yourself.
When he did come downstairs I said mom said I should ask you how your holiday was, he said excellent best ever, his mom then said to show me the photos.
He gave me his phone and I was flicking through and it was a bunch of 17 year olds half naked drinking, I said what’s so bad, his mum said keep going, then I found it, he was completely naked standing with his hands in the air outside a police station, unfortunately my eyes were only looking at one thing, he has the biggest longest penis I’ve ever seen, it was like fake, how can a 17 year old have a penis that big.
I said to my friend, does he take after his father, no unfortunately she said.
My wife told my mother that I've got a big cock one night over the Christmas period! He takes after his father then my mum said! I stayed outside listening to them, oh my it is big I heard my mother saying! I looked in and saw that my wife was showing my mother photos of my cock! Then incredibly mum got her phone out and showed my wife photos of my dad's cock! I felt so fucking horny and had to have some coke! I walked into the lounge, here he is mum said giggling with my wife Jane, what are you two laughing at I asked? Oh it's nothing sweetheart! Me and Jane were comparing you and your fathers cocks mum said! Jane laughed! Doesn't look that big mum said! Oh yeah really mum I said! I was really high on coke and pulled out my cock! Do you believe it now mum? You lucky girl Jane! Wow look at that mum said!
Not the least bit funny.