Do you like my song about the wife and a toy?

I've always wanted to hide in the closet when my wife gets busy with herself and then step out when she starts. I think I'd sit on a stool and pluck a banjo, bluegrass style. I'd sing in an Southern Appalachian dialect. What do you think?

Do you bone yourself with a big dildo?
Do you ram it fast or do you glide it slow?
Do you shimmy all over, your skin aglow?
Bone yourself with a big dildo?
Do you bone yourself with a big dildo?

When those dirty thoughts do begin,
Do you part them lips and ram it in?
Little sweat droplets on your skin,
Do you part them lips and ram it in?
Do you part them lips and ram it in?

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  • I think it's pretty good. Have you performed it for her yet? You should get a friend to blow on the jug and another to play the washboard as backup.

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