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I left a Polaroid pic in her nightstand.
This is the days before d.i.c.k. pics. I was at at party in the 90s with my wife. The couple had a large house and it was filled, wall to wall, with people. The man was a successful car dealership owner/partner and the wife was a hottie, blond, big tits, and really flirty. She had made a drunken comment about her husband not pleasing her in bed and everyone laughed. She said, "I wouldn't mind another dick every now and then."
I was later looking for another bathroom so I went upstairs since the two downstairs baths were occupied as was the one upstairs in the main hallway. I found the master bedroom and headed toward the bathroom there. On my way, I saw a Polaroid camera on the dresser. I went into the bathroom, got myself hard, and took a photo of it, leaving my clothes out of the pic along with any other identifying features. I placed it in her underwear drawer.
About a week later, my wife came home after lunch with this woman and said, "Carolyn found a picture of an erect p.e.n.i.s. in her underwear drawer. She showed it to me....know anything about it?" Of course, I denied it. My wife said that Carolyn wasn't particularly offended but found it very amusing and flattering. My wife had a smirk on her face so I think she knew what really happened and recognized the suspect.
Love it. When I had a photography class in college, my hot older sister would visit some weekends, we'd go out, spend time together, and sometimes she'd stay until Monday morning. The same week, as I'd have the developing room reserved to develop my projects, I'd always find some sort of sexy, nude, and body shots of her in the mix. Work on the first few of maybe an abandoned rail yard (many of my projects were outdoor, and I used the rail yards a lot), tracks, then..Smiling, naked hot sister for 8-10 shots, then project again. I loved the surprise, and one night, asked her when she did them, since we were together day and night when she visited, including in my bed. At first, she said she had her ways, then that she'd time it for when I took my shower or was putting her stuff into her car as she used my bathroom before leaving. And she figured I wouldn't mind a reminder of who was still most beautiful and hot.
Too funny!