Careful what you ask
My friend (since 10th grade) Roy is an idiot generally, but when he gets drunk he's a world-class idiot. This, combined with his scrawny little body, tends to get him into trouble.
Last summer we were at a neighbor's birthday barbecue with our wives. Both of our wives are cute, his, Joan, is a little hotter. Roy was already maybe 2 drinks along when they stopped by our house to walk with us down the street, and then he proceeded to pound Tequila shooters and beer for the next hour and a half. Joan was disgusted with him, which was not unusual. They were standing next to the folding table where all the salads, corn, etc. were, and Joan was trying to get Roy to eat something. He was loudly refusing. But drunk as he was, he noticed a really big young guy watching Joan's ass very carefully and grinning. So Roy, being Roy, yelled at the guy, "So, you want to fuck my wife, right?" Joan looked up, startled, and the big guy stiff-armed Roy onto the salad table, which collapsed, then grabbed Joan, threw her over his shoulder, and marched into the house. When Roy figured out where he was, they were already inside, and they didn't come out for 40 minutes.
I saw the look on Joan's face when she was being carried over this guy's shoulder and then when she came out of the house just long enough to grab her purse and leave. She was thrilled to be treated like that, and knowing what a wimp Roy is, it was probably the best fuck she's had in years.
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