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Intervention for Grandpa?
My college classes have moved online and they sent us home from our dorms, so I'm back at my parents' house. My mom walked in the other day and said she had to go to the police station to pick up grandpa. I said "Huh?"
My mom told me that grandpa got busted again for jerking off in public. This was the first time I'd ever heard of this. She told me he's been busted three times in the last year, and the last time was when he was taking a walk in the park. He has never been diagnosed with any dementia or anything, but what the hell?
Now my mom wants the entire family (my brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles) to have an intervention to sit him down and tell him not to yank his dick in public anymore. We're all supposed to write something personal and say it to him amidst the other family members. At this point I don't even know who's crazier: my mom for having this idea, the other family members who think it's a good idea, or my grandpa who wanks his gear openly in public. Fuck this is odd.
Well, solution found! Just whisper into his ear that he doesn't need to do that anymore because you will service his cock whenever he needs it!!!!
Man, if this is real, don't let the old boy wind up on some sex offender list ! It'll ruin what's left of his life. Write THAT on your fucking intervention note !
Your mom is the crazy one.
You my little darling should drop the pretence and admit you want your grandads dick up your sweet cunt....
Please tell us how the meeting went. Your grandpa might be old, but he is not dead. Get him some pussy.
Sounds like all the females in the family should pitch in and give grandpa a hand, or a mouth, or some pussy, so he doesn't have to wack it in public.