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Taking his wife
I used to be a real shit about other guys and their women. I was good looking, really buff, and crazy confident, and some women found me irresistible, I guess. Finally I saw what I was doing and how wrong it was, so I quit. I am in a sensible relationship once and almost completely faithful. But I have some wild memories.
Once I remember I was at a party in the big back yard of a friend. Across the yard I saw a really hot woman I had never met looking at me. She was with her husband. She saw me looking back and smiled, and we stayed like that for a while.
I walked across the yard slowly, smiling all the way. When I reached her, her husband held out his hand to introduce himself, but I ignored it. I leaned over to her and whispered in her ear, "If you want me to fuck you, meet me in front of the Economy Lodge at 2:00 PM tomorrow. Don't wear any panties." Then I gave her a deep kiss.
Her husband was stunned, and said, "Who are you? What the fuck are you doing with my wife?" I smirked at him and said, "Do you really want to know?" He seemed to shrink in front of me. Then he turned to his wife and said, "What the fuck do you think you're doing, Rachel? Come on, we're going home!" He grabbed her arm.
She yanked her arm away and said, "I'm enjoying the party. It's the first fun I've had in a long time." Her eyes were on mine as she spoke.
He stood there, very angry, then said, "I'm going home. If you want a ride, come now!" She kept her eyes on mine and said, "Don't tell me what to do, Matthew!" He had talked himself into a corner, so he had to leave.
Rachel and I talked for a few minutes, then without telling her where we were going I took her to my car and drove to my house, where we fucked for an hour and a half. Then she said, "Oh, God, I can't take anymore, Jeff! I'd better get home and see if my husband is going to do anything about this."
I drove her home and when she was getting out I said, "If he hits you or even if he just pisses you off, call me and I'll come get you. Otherwise, I'll see you at the Economy Lodge at 2:00 tomorrow." She gave me one more kiss, which for some reason smelled a lot like cum, and went into the house.
BUUUUUULLLLSHIIIT... You lifted this scene from some cheessy porno scene you just saw
FULL OF SHIT STUD WANNA BE!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
Don't worry about anything. My wife get's off when a real man put's me in my place. I have a buddy that when he's around my wife is his bitch!
"I saw what I was doing wrong"..Which means, he came across the wrong guy, who pummeled his ass into the pavement so bad the ambulance crew had to use a pick and shovel to get him out..
I'd have left the party, too. Well, let me correct that, the host would've made me leave the party after I laid you out like a hog on ice. Little piggy !
Just remember this ... Karma is a real bitch!
You lucky you big strong ass did not come across the right person! I would have shoot you and her. You think you going to disrespect my manhood cause you ass workout got big muscles. I got big bullets just for people like you. You and that hoe would been hurting that day!
Sure, and then you can spend years in prison and find a boyfriend.