Stupid Wife

My wife is darn stupid. She warms her car up in the morning and the dumb ass bitch puts the car in neutral with the emergency brake on. Her car is a Camry and sits outside to the right. To the left is a car trailer and my truck. The garage has two doors with a divider in between. On the left side is my 70 Chevelle SS LS6 hardtop. The other side is a 79 L82 Corvette coupe with less than 12,000 miles. It's really still a new car. The dumb bitch gets in her Camry engine running and then puts it in drive. Hits the gas goes forward and hits part of the corner of the garage and the bumper of the 78 Corvette. I was so fucking mad . I was able to buff out the bumper on the Vette and you can't really tell anything unless you get like within about a foot. With a bit more work I think you won't even see that. The siding on the garage will need to be replaced. I called the insurance company and an adjuster came out and said like $600 to fix the garage. I kicked the front fender of her car in a bit. I will pop it back out. She just really pissed me the fuck off. I told her not to do that anymore. I told her she doesn't need to warm the car up. They are made to get in and start them up and drive within a few seconds and it doesn't take long to warm up the engine to make some heat. Dumb fucking bitch. I told her if she starts it up leave the car in park. She said it's just habit how's she always done things. I showed her in the cars manual where it has the starting instructions. And it says you don't have to let it warm up before driving. Just venting blowing off some steam.

I feel like I married a real dummy. I told her before we got married that I don't hang out in bars I like to fool around with cars. Buying and fixing them and trading them but it's what I enjoy doing. She told me recently she thought she could change me. I have been going to her church and man that is like crazy. They have church that seems to go on for sometimes up to 3 fucking hours. We met at work and dated a short while. She had her own place a condo and I had my place. We sold both properties and bought this home we live in. She is a pretty medium skin black woman and I'm white. Her family is really big. Mine is like half the size but we are fairly close. Anyway she thinks she is going to change me and I will sell my cars and just go to church with her on Sundays. When we moved I had like two of the Uhaul garment boxes. My wife had eight of them not including all her shoes, hats, belts and stuff. The house has four bedrooms and her clothes are in all the closets. She has two dresser drawers full of belts. It's crazy how much crap she has. And the shoes. I have two pairs of tennis shoes, a pair of dress shoes, and work boots. She has over 150 fucking pairs of shoes. Some she has never worn but tried on at the store. This crazy woman things I'm going to sell my cars to please her. No fucking way.

By Anonymous

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