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I went on a date with a plant today.
I went on a date with a plant today, and we mated. Does this count as my first time since the plant is a living being? Either way, this is not my greatest moment, and I will probably never speak of this again.
Dr. Phil
Plants do not mate nor do they masturbate they pollinate. You’re still a virgin.
I took a melon on holiday once!!
Only if you're a vegetable or a fruit. It sounds like you could be both.