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My wife's secret fetish.
It took me awhile to catch on, but once I noticed it I knew I wasn't wrong. It wasn't after once or twice or even the tenth time that I had done it but at some point something brought my attention to it. So I started to notice that any time I went to the bathroom and I was fully loaded, I would urinate and it would create that loud pouring sound, I noticed that my wife would pay a little extra attention to me. She would grab my balls play with them get me hard and be in the mood to fuck. So one night we went out had a bunch of drinks got a cab home and she was really out of it. She wasn't completely drunk but enough where she had a bit of trouble walking straight. She was extra giggly and with laughing and just basically be an all-around happy mood. I walked her over to the bed and went to the restroom and I remember not closing the door as I started to urinate. I've had lots of drinks and a couple shots of tequila so I know my bladder was ready to explode. So I finished up and walked into the bedroom I started to take my pants off. At that moment she crawled over to me and grabbed me by my balls and told me that she could hear that I was loaded tonight and poured a gallon into the toilet. She then started to tell me how she loved hearing the sound of me draining my penis every time I urinated. See my wife is a conservative religious Hispanic woman who never speaks openly about sex or sexuality. It took me quite some time to get her to be more open with me and enjoy various positions of sex and even getting her to enjoy oral was difficult. But now with a few drinks she was relaxed and open and letting me in on her little secret. She pulled my underwear down took my penis out and put it in her mouth and hmmm and mmmm as she was enjoying and savoring my cock in her mouth. In between she would say how she loved hearing me urinate particularly those times where I had to urinate a lot. She mention how it would make her wet and excited and ready for sex. It's not something I ever expected from her, seeing as how conservative she was from the moment I met her, but it seemed that with a few drinks she wasn't embarrassed to open up on something but she had been holding onto for such a long time. I now make it a habit to make sure the door is open in our bathroom so she can hear me draining lizard. I just thought I would share this with you guys since there's no one really else that I can share this with without embarrassing my wife or myself. Thanks
I'm guessing her next secret is she wants you to piss on her, maybe even in her mouth. Take a shower together sometime and say you need to take a leak. Tell her she can hold your penis while you pee or hold her hand under the pee stream. That'll open that door to who knows what next
We've already done that in the shower. It seems that her interest is more of the sound and not necessarily the piss itself.
Middle of winter, snow on the ground. My wife and I are walking in the woods close to the house. So peaceful and quiet no one else about. I have to piss. I stop and start working my cock out of my layers of clothes and my wife asks if she could try to write her name in the snow. I laughed and said go for it. Picture this I'm standing there she is behind me reaching around and holding my dick with a very cold hand. I'm trying to piss, and she's trying to write her name in the snow. It didn't work to well but we laughed and then she said she needed pee and dropped her pants and said to hold her hands so she won't fall back in the snow. We are laughing at the situation and she is done I help her stand up and she pulls her pants up. We got sorted out and started walking again and see our neighbor walking towards us. A real dyed in the wool , over the top Karen. She says, I saw what you did and you should be ashamed of yourselves. My wife looks her dead in the eye and tells her PISS OFF. I love my wife..
She's a keeper for sure
My wife likes to help me pee but she doesn't like when I pee on her
So easy for you to turn her on I have to use a fucking vibrator on my wife to get her going
Dude i totally get it ..
Nothing wrong with this post at all
Next time have her drink your piss
Like I do your mama.