On a church trip in high school we stopped at a beach. A girl I had a crush on left her undies sitting on the beach in the van. I saw them and immediately picked them up and sniffed. They were the rankest, funkiest thing ever. But that didn’t matter. I was hooked. I’m sure I’ve sniffed over 100 different women’s panties now. We were both 16.
The best we’re my neighbors. My wife and I watched Trey and Jens kids one time. I walked Into the bathroom and there they were. Right on top of the basket. It took me less than a minute to come with them stuffed in my face.