What a woman

Not so much a confession but more of a story of how I met my wife. We met on a dating website. I had been without a lady for a few years. Last one I was with couldn't get adjusted to my night shift work schedule. I made too much money to just quit and find a different job so we amicably split up. Working 3rd shift makes it hard to find a woman so just kept to myself and did a lot of jacking off to porn.

I am bisexual but in strictly a sexual sense. Like I dont find men attractive if I'm out and about but I have no problem getting a hard on to a naked man. The condo I own, my neighbor is about 10 years older than I and he's gay. So for the next 4 years after Rachel and I split up, I had sex with Steve once or twice a week.

So anyway, I put up a profile on a paid dating website and started searching. Nothing big. Just would send out a message or two here and there and see if anyone responded. Then one finally did. She's a bit older than I am. At the time, I was 24. She was 30. She had locked pictures. Another thing I noticed is the interested in was blank. I sent an introductory msg and the next day she responded. She sent her cell number and said to text her because she'd prefer to have a real conversation.

I introduced myself. She did also. We laughed that the profile doesnt really describe a person well. She said right up front that she is bisexual and that she is currently having sex with a woman. I said, "So currently like you have a girlfriend atm?" She said, "No, currently like I'm currently getting my pussy eaten out by a fwb." I said, "Oh wow. I'll let you get to it then." She said, "You dont have to go just yet. We're just getting started." I said, "So, if you have a lover then why have a profile up?" She said, "A girl can't live off pussy alone. I haven't had any dick in too long. Speaking of too long. How big are you?" I said, "Wow. You get right to it, huh? I'd say average size." She said, "How big is average?" I said, "5 inches." She said, "Damn. I was hoping for double that." I said, "Yeah I wasn't blessed down there. Sorry to disappoint you." She said, "I'd like to take you for a test drive anyway." I said, "I've never met a woman like you." She said, "How am i?" I said, "Sexually confident. Not afraid to just say what you want." She said, "My last husband wasn't ok with me having sex with other ppl. Men or women. He was the jealous type. My next husband will be adventurous and accepting of what I want." I said, "And what is that?" She said, "A man to take care of me. I have a good job and will pull my weight. I need a man that will lay the pipe and not get his pants in a twist if I have someone else in bed with me." I said, "You mean your lady friend?" She said, "Yeah. Her or another guy. Oh. How adventurous are you sexually?" I said, You really want to know?" She said, "Yep." I said, "I have a gay neighbor that I visit a couple times a week." She said, "Oh. Nice. A little blow and go?" I said, "At first. Now its blow each other or a bit of some doggystyle action." She said, "I have so many questions." I said, "You ask me one then I'll ask you one." She said, "Do you swallow?" I said, "Yes. Do you?" She said, "Always. You a top then?" I said, "Nope. A bottom. You like anal?" She said, "Love it. You have any pics of you naked?" I said, "Not uploaded but I can. Why?" She said, "I want to see what you look like. Got me all wet thinking about you bent over and taking a dick. When was the last time you had sex?" I said, "Guy or girl?" She said, "Doesnt matter. Both." I said, "Girl was about 3 or so years ago. My ex. Guy was two days ago." She said, "Did he fuck you?" I said, "Isnt it my question?" She said, "Did he fuck you?" I said, "Yep." She said, "Did you like it?" I said, "I loved it." She said, "Do you let him cum inside you?" I said, "First time he didnt ask. I'm glad he didnt because I would've said no. But yes, he does cum inside me." Her next text was her address. I said, "What is this?" She said, "My address. Back door is open. Up the stairs. Bedroom on the left." I said, "Now?" She said, "Right now. Carol and I are gonna rock your world."

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