Wife didn’t have a clue

When my wife came back from her friend house I asked how she was, she said she was fine, said to say hello to you and asked if you could fix something for her, what I asked, I don’t know she said, a wire has come off think it might be her hair straighteners, I said no worries did you bring them. yes in the bag by the door, ok I said will have a look tomorrow.
Next day I had a look at the hair straighteners, no hair straighteners in the bag but there was an hatachi extra powerful wand at £89.99 I googled it.
I texted my wife and said no hair straighteners in the bag, she said I’m sure they were in the bag.
I replied there is an hatachi extra powerful wand @ £89.99 in the bag that doesn’t work.
Oh it must be that then, about 15 minutes later my wife texted saying, why would her friend have an hatachi extra powerful wand, is that not a man thing, I said it’s to replace a man.
I told her what it’s used for, never did get a reply!
Turns out the fused had gone in the plug, told the wife to say it had been over used!

By Anonymous

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