The beginning

So I've been married to my wife for 13 years. We met on a dating website. Her profile jumped out at me and I sent her a message. I knew women probably get a ton of msgs but I hoped that she would respond. Her profile said she was looking for a long term relationship. It also said that she is not your average woman. She said that to the guy lucky enough to keep her interest she promises to keep the guy "fulfilled so long as they can keep up with her."

I sent a message and she responded a day later. She asked if I was just looking for sex or a relationship. I was honest. I said, "I'm looking for a relationship but sex is almost as important." She asked what that meant. I said, "I'm done with falling in love with a woman but the sex drops off. I can't be with someone that only wants sex once or twice a month." She said, "I like to keep my man's belly full and his balls empty. That way he won't have wandering eyes. So, when did you have sex last?" I said, "Ive been divorced for 2 years now." She said, "That's not what I asked. I asked when you had sex last." I said, "Honestly? A week ago?" She said, "Was it a one off?" I said, "Not a one off. Just hard to get schedules to not conflict." She said, "So, if schedules didn't conflict, you'd be with her?" I said, "Not a her. It's a guy I live in the same building with." She said, "Oh wow. You have sex with men? You've piqued my interest. I've never been with a bisexual man." I said, "I don't consider myself bisexual. Just sexual. So what about you?" She said, "I'm sexual. Just as you put it."

I said, "No. Like last time you had sex?" She said, "This morning." I said, "Wow. Really?" She said, "And here is the point where you stop talking to me." I said, "Guy or girl?" She said, "Guy." I said, "Is it serious?" She said, "Hell no. He's just hot. He has a nice size cock and he fucks me like a porn star. Aside from that I could never be with him more than in bed. He's a mess." I said, "Well, as far as cock size, I'm on the smaller side of average." She said, "How big?" I said, "5.5....and now is the time when YOU stop talking." She said, "Not the smallest ive been with. Not disinterested. I've slept with guys with big dicks that didn't know how to use it and guys with small cocks that make me shake." I said, "Well, I'd like to think I know what I'm doing. Guess you'll have to find out." She said, "I love confidence. When are we gonna have sex then?" I said, "Tonight? Lol." She said, "Be here at 8."

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