I don’t think anyone will notice

I was walking my dog in the rain, I have an umbrella then the heavens open up, it’s torrential downpour I get to the trees and waited, while waiting this woman came running up and took cover with me, I share my umbrella but she is soaking wet.
We are chatting about the weather and all the time she is moving her legs, I thought she was trying to keep warm, turns out she is bursting for a pee, I said take my umbrella and go over there, no she said, my clothes are soaking, I said would you like me to walk with somewhere, she said I’m sure I will make it.
She was holding herself between her legs and said I can’t hold it any longer, I’m so sorry she said, she had one long pee, it was hot to watch, the relief on her face said it all.
She then asked me to walk on without her.

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