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Yo, it's awful in Iowa... go to Idaho.
Now they KNOW how to do oral sex.
Ask anyone, their kids are the best at it.
They can suck the peel of a potato.

The elections are right around the corner, we'll all be getting our dicks sucked until election day! Then they put on the sandpaper condoms!

Trump will most likely be assassinated by the CIA on January 6th 2025. 😊👍
Amazon will not be able to keep up with the orders for the commemorative tee-shirts.

I suck cock in Ontario. Too far.

I think that should be very easy, lot of cock suckers in Iowa

Who has more cum, soy or corn farmers?

Can I suck you off in your tractor in a cornfield?

No, corn fields are only for corn holing.

No really you need a giant kick in the nuts

You can kick with your lips? Awesome!!