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I caught our son
You won't believe me but I caught our son fucking a hen last weekend. We've been on holidays for a week on a farm in the Netherlands (we're german). Our son seemed happy being there. One morning I found him in his bed with a egg in his hand. he acted a bit as if he has been caught.
I have to abmit, that me and my husband know that our boy has reached pubertiy for some months now.
The day before we had to go home, I caught him with one of the chicken that run around everywhere on the Farm. I caught him because of the loud noise from his room. He layed back on his bed and fucked the chicken. Yes he had her between his hands and moved her up and down on his cock. Eyes closed.
Anyone ever heard about such a thing. I was totally shocked. How could he come to that? I don't know what to think. What should I do about it?
We called it “fowling up”.
I was a poultry pounder for years as a youth. The end came when I was caught with the holiday goose.
Risky apart from absurd.Why not seduce him and give him the right training?
Give him human porn to watch. Not ideal but he’s forming his sexual identity now and you don’t want beastiality to be part of that.
I think the youth today can watch all the porn they want (or don't) on the iphone (or equal). I must not show him.
What the actual fuck
Why don't you tell him it's perverted? Then fuck him yourself!
What a lovely idea.
My parents loved great danes and had two females when I was around 13. One day I discovered that my cock fit very nicely into them and one of them would push back hard enough that I did not need to hold her hips. I used plenty of vaseline and never got caught doing it, busted load after load into them for several years.
Love it want to fuck a dog
Wtf are you a furry
I (f) started making out with our dog together with my best friend when we were 11/12. over th years we let him lick us and sucked his cock. he did not like it when we tried to jerk him off.
Wtf?!?
As the joke goes, one farm boy asked another, "Have you ever seen an eggplant ? " The other says, " Of course I have ! " The former slaps his knee and hoots, " Hot damn, you've been farther up a chicken's ass than I have ! "