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I hate Batman
I went on vacation to Ocean City, Maryland last year. I met this really sexy cute woman on the board walk. We hit it off and spent a good part of the day together. We went in one of the bars on the boardwalk and had a few drinks. We talked and things were going well I thought. She invited me to her room. I said ok and we went to her hotel room.
She told me to get naked and lay down on the bed. I did as she asked. She then asked if she could tie me up as she liked it kinky. I got bit worried and thought what is she up to. Going to rob me? But I said ok. Then she said she was going into the bathroom and put on something sexy .
As soon as she closed the bathroom door a dude in a Batman costume jumped out of the closet. I don't need to paint you a picture here of what happened next. But I really have a strong dislike of Batman now.
Does Batman fuck women too? If so, sign me up and let him emerge from the batcave!
I would have loved that situation.
The only way that it could have been better is if she had guided his dick into my mouth. Telling me how she wanted me to suck his dick and balls.
If she only had let me eat her sweet pussy as Batman started fucking my ass. Having them both use me for their pleasure until I feel him shoot his Bat load inside of my ass.
Serves you right you silly prick
Did he use a bat on your ass. Ha ha ha. Queer
This would be funny if it wasn’t a repeated urban myth.
Holy buttfuck Batman !
Lmfao, the people who post this shit are trash. Awesome, though.