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Nastiest Tinder hookup
I met up with a guy who messaged me on Tinder for food and drinks. We went to a couple spots and had quite a bit to drink tbh, and I invited him back to my place.
We got undressed and fooled around a little and I started giving him a bj while he was sitting on my bed. I was on my knees and getting into it when I heard his stomach let out the longest, loudest rumble. He laughed and said "sorry" so I kept going. A few seconds later came the wettest fart I've ever heard. It smelled so bad and he apologized and asked me to hold on for a second. I told him it was nbd and he said he'd be right back.
When he got up and walked to the bathroom I saw the wettest poop stain on my light blue sheets. I walked to the kitchen because I honestly thought I was going to barf, and realized there was A WET DROP OF SHIT ON MY CARPET. He was literally pooing as he walked to the bathroom. I put a bag on my hand and picked up what I could, then went on my balcony to get fresh air.
He came out a few minutes later, apologized and said he wasn't feeling well, and I told him it was nbd. When he left I unloaded a whole can of air freshener in the bathroom, but I did notice he cleaned my toilet, which was troubling, but I'm glad he did tbh. Havent' heard from him since.
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EAT?
My condolences to your carpet, your nose, and your toilet. Hopefully you had a good lay since, and this whole ordeal is far behind you!
Fucking gross. Thanks for sharing.....