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When we were in college, my best friend and I drank a lot, and it was the 80s, so you know, it snowed a lot. Lol. We had an old tandem bike that we’d ride around, topless and braless and wave at all the guys that yelled. One night she gets the great idea to glue dildos to the seats. So we get all messed up and ride around with these dildos in our pussies. We were wearing skirts, and jackets, and we pulled up to a party and got off and everyone saw the wet dildos and started freaking out. So we laugh and rip the jackets off and run in to the party topless.
Ya right. Dumb guy fantasy, not something a girl would ever do. We're pretty protective of our pussies. The thought of trusting a bike over bumps etc. with a rigidly mounted dildo is for sure not something a woman would really do.
Just say that you are a dude, and this is your fantasy.
Hmm, have you googled bicycle dildo? I've seen several videos of women enjoying just that,,,, men too!
My kind of girls!