Someone please answer these questions.
Serious question. I posted these on a parent group and was promptly blocked.
1. If God made people, who made him?
2. If incest is one of the 10
commandments how did Adam and Eve fuck their offspring?
3. If Jesus could feed the 5 thousand then how the fuck is there people all over the world starving?
4. somebody walking on water? PLEASE... a log in the river most likely.
5 how did the first person ever know that a his dick goes in the noonie?
6. Noahs ark? All them animals don't just come together and walk to an ark. For starters they'd be fighting like mad. Trust me I know, I have cats. More plausible that Noah worked in a zoo and there was a flood or tidal wave, so he just took them to safety on a raft whilst doing several trips.
7. The earth was hit by an asteroid and burnt everything. Now, when I just my kitchen lino, it didn't just start to knit itself back after a period of time.
Thanks if you make it this far.