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Mother-in-law Lust
My MIL is 46 (for reference, I am 28), and I am very attracted to her. I’m not sure if it’s because I know my wife will look like her at her age, but she drives my brain wild! Every time I’m with her, I end up stealing long glances at her voluptuous DD tits. Summer is both my favorite and least favorite season to be around her, because she has a swim top that really accentuates her breasts and gives her a nice deep cleavage that I just wanna lay my head on (among other things). She also wears sheer shirts so that you can clearly see her bra supporting those large cans. I’d totally say something to her about her breasts, but I know she’s already self-conscious about me noticing her hard nipples when she doesn’t wear a bra. She complained to my wife once about not wanting to come over because she didn’t have a bra and didn’t want to tempt me to stare. My wife naively told her I wasn’t a perv who can’t help but stare at nips when they’re poking out at you. Thankfully, she did come over, and I was able to steal a few good looks at her erect eraser nipples. (God, I just wanted to wrap my tongue around them and suck and fuck) Anyway, fast forward a couple months, and I’m helping her move a mattress into her new house. I was the only one in the house, so after I was done I started snooping in her dresser for the dildo I knew she had. My dick was rock solid by the time I found it, so I pulled it out and rubbed my cock all over it. I was fantasizing about her using the dildo on herself, and I came a little and rubbed it on the dildo. I just wish I knew how she enjoyed her next session with the cum stained toy... I’d totally try to hit on her or make subtle hints that I’d be willing to fuck her, but she can’t keep a secret and I know she’d slip and say something to my wife or other family. I just wish I could actually get a glimpse of her topless or her pussy...
Have a party during a holiday have an open bar invite every one make it a fancy so she will dress sexy and make it easier for you to get to your prize., get he real drunk like past out mumbling drunk. Help take her to a far away room from the rest of the party and get a look and feel sick on them nips. That's how I got my drunken sloppy blowjob from mine. She was passed out, mumbling I put my cock in her mouth I think she thought I was my father in law. It was barely a blowjob, but she tried, she even took my full load the back of the mouth. She woke up the next day had no clue what happened.
Years ago I watched my mother in law wank with a dildo. She didn’t know I was there. She had really good legs and when she came she tensed up the muscles in her thighs looked fantastic. I could faintly hear her gasp and groan. I still think about it when wank.
Dammit, she shows up today at our New Year’s dinner and she’s got her boobs out on display with a low-cut shirt. God, I just wanna eat her up!!
She's obviously a bit of a tease, with the no bra thing. She isn't stupid, and knows that you are hot for her. If she's single, and it sounds like she is, you might have an outside chance. Give her compliments and occasionally benign gifts like candy or flowers. She will know you are courting her. Unfortunately, to avoid this thing from getting messy, she might have to make the first big move, and she might have her scruples. But don't let that stop you from making a bunch of small moves to let her know your interest. That way she will know your interest without it becoming a problem with your wife.
You need to get close to her, and give her a soft kiss and gently run your hands up and down her back. Tell her how sexy and hot she is.
OP here. When she used to leave, we’d unintentionally kiss on the lips (instead of the cheek). My wife actually asked if we had a thing... now I’m wishing I’d enjoyed those kisses more or taken some extra liberties when our lips were locked.
I would take your suggestion in a heartbeat, but like I said in the post, she’d totally let it slip to my wife or other family. A few weeks ago, she got a Dear John text from her bf. I totally should have texted her and told her that she deserved better because she’s so beautiful. Missed opportunity!! :-(
If you're already locking lips, you are halfway there. I once kissed my MIL on the lips at a family gathering (we were all drinking), and she kissed back, but said "Don't ever do that again," and that was that.
Well I gotta get back into the lip-locking. We stopped after my wife made a comment about it. Maybe around Christmas when the wine/champagne is flowing would be a good time to sneak one in as she leaves