So my wife hates giving head. Don't get me wrong, she's amazing at it. She complains that the jaw movement gives her headaches. I ask for head. She says no. One day I asked and she said no. I said, "You know, it's not cool to just make me never get head ever again." She said, "You're gonna divorce me over that?" I said, "No. I want head. Not like all the time but SOMETIME." She said, "You know I don't like it." I said, "You should let me get head then." She said, "Let you have some other woman suck your dick?" I said, "Nope. I wouldn't want another woman. Too many problems. She'd want a relationship eventually and I'm not about that." She said, "Then what?" I said, "I'd get a guy to give me head." She said, "Isn't that gay?" I said, "Gay? No. Head is head. Just get my dick sucked, bust a nut and be done with it." She said, "Look, you want to get your dick sucked by a guy, go for it." I said, "For real?" She said, "Yep. Least you will stop pestering me about it."
So, about a month ago, I hit up a guy that lives close to me. He has hit on me a few times. Gave me his number. Didn't matter to him that I'm married. I went over after work. He's totally cool with a blow and go. I get home and the wife asked what took me so long to get home. I said, "Stopped at a friend's house." She asked what for. I said, "Wanted to get my dick sucked." She said, "You actually did it? Like it?" I said, "Yeah. It was good." She said, "Oh bullshit. You did not." I said, "Lol whatever."