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I thought I lost my virginity to a toy ...
I started exploring my sexuality when I was about 11yo With little options (wasn't that imaginative), my kangaroo/bouncyball became my first makeshift sextoy.
I used to use it as a chair (like those fitness/balancing ball for offices) but on one day I was being adventurous and played around with the grips and decided to try insert one of them to my ladybits. It didn't go in too well so I got some liquid handsoap from bathroom and gave it a new try. Little adjusting and ringing doorbell later (which kinda startled me) and I found myself ball deep biting my tongue so the person behind the door wouldn't hear me. Soon after I cleaned everything up and didn't feel like trying it again (until some days later).
I felt super ashamed about it but didn't tell anyone and I always thought and was sure that I lost my virginity to a bouncyball until I was 17. I felt pretty stupid when I realised/found out that toys don't really count in that matter.
To be completely honest, I'm not super smart now either...
My neighbor used a curling iron
Cant pop a cherry with a toy...
I know that now lol
My first was a cucumber, I was depressed when I saw my first penis, it was no where near the size of the it. I have never been satisfied by any mans penis and quite often rely on a dildo I nicknamed King Dong.