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The bite
I was at the gay pride festival yesterday, and they had one of the streets blocked off for one of the parties. There was a stage, music, and a bunch of hot muscular gay guys dancing in speedos. I'm a bi male, though the wife doesn't know.
I started chatting with one of the dancers on break, and we decided to hook up. He was giving me head in one of the hospitality tents when some other guy yanked down his speedo and entered his ass, so it became a threesome.
The guy giving me head must have been surprised or simply liked it too much, because it triggered a little bit of a bite reflex, and his teeth cut my dick. It was way painful. I wrapped my package with some napkins, and later went home to give it a proper gauze bandage. My wife still doesn't know that I injured my rig, and I have no idea what to say, since she has no clue that I'm playing around with dudes. I've been able to hide it so far, but it's going to be a few days before it heals. This sucks bad--or sucked bad, literally.
Tell her you accidentally gave yourself a bad abrasion while masturbating. I don't use lube when I stroke, and I've actually done that a few times.
My friend and I went to a gay pride parade earlier this year and ended up at a really wild party. I'm still in highschool and Mom found gobs of sperm in my underpants. She knows I had gay sex now...
My mom found other boys cum in my underpants too. She was cool with it.
She KNOWS.....a wife knows when you've been out