I used to have a phobia of being custard pied, I thought it would be the most humiliating thing in the world to have a custard pie go splat in my face. When in my last year of high school I found out that the high school production i was going to perform in was going to be Bugsy Malone (a musical where no one is left without a pie in their face). This scared the shit out of me but I didnt want anyone to know because i was really embarresed about it. I played one of the dancers in fat sams speakeasy and i had this cute little outfit but on the last week of rehearsals I got custard pied for the first time, i was in my outfit and makeup and i got covered in pies, it was the most humiliating moment of my life... and i loved it. For whatever reason i loved getting custard pied, especially in-front of an audience. On the nights of the performance my mind would go blank and i would just stand there on stage in my outfit, which i liked a little too much, with my legs quivering while i got pelted with pie after pie. I dont think getting turned on by a custard pie in the face is normal but its all ive dreamt about since.