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Vasectomy
So we have 4 kids, all under 6. Only now the baby sleeps through the night, its been 6 years of no fucking sleep. I was happy with 2 if I'm completely honest, I've asked my wife to go on the pill cos I think sex is shit with condoms. She's refused cos she wants more kids, so on my lunch break I've had a secret vasectomy. I booked 3 days off work and stayed in bed with " flu." My wife has no idea. 6 months on I've had the all clear off doctors, the operation was successful. I now nut in my wife and she thinks that I'm happy to have another kid. Hell, I've even asked her when she's fertile so we can try! I love that I can nut in her and she'll lay with her legs up to marinate her egg! Jokes on you honey, like fuck am I having another year of no sleep.
I was fixed when married because we didn't want any children and it was the best thing ever. The pill didn't suit my wife and we had tried condoms and occasional pull outs, again not the best so it was a vasectomy. It became a further bonus when several years later we split up. After a dry spell I went to online dating and met several women on my age and eventually ended up in bed with them. I was always straight out about the vasectomy and luckily they believed me. I'm an honest guy so I wouldn't lie just to get some. Even though the women were older they could still get pregnant so it was great just to be able to cum in them. One of them even said much the same, she didn't like the pill or condoms and liked the natural endings (her words).
That's so bad.
Why? We can't afford another child ffs. She's the one being unreasonable and selfish.
I don't blame you!