So I got off work the other day. I park fairly back in the parking lot. My gay friend had stopped by to see me and was giving me head in my car. I wasn't paying attention but looked up to see a server walking up to my car. My windows are tinted and I hoped that would be enough. It wasn't. She said, "Hey. Roll down your window." So I did. My buddy didn't stop and it wouldn't have mattered. She looked and saw a head in my lap. She said, "Oh nice. Who you got in there with you?" Then Ryan lifted his head. She said, "Oh wow. I never pegged you as gay. Your wife know?" I said, "Nope."