Wife wants an open marriage. She asked what I thought about it 6 months ago but I ignored the question. Then she asked again. She didn't ask what I thought. She asked if I wanted one.
My response was, "Guess the question is do YOU want one." She said, "Yeah kind of." I said, "You wanna fuck other guys?" She said, "And girls." I said, "Girls huh? I'd be down to see that. Wait, I thought you weren't into women." She said, "People change their mind. Wouldn't you want to fuck another woman?" I said, "Not really. Women don't want to be fuck buddies. They want to be girlfriends and wives. Why the interest in an open marriage? Are you fucking someone?" She said, "If I'm honest, you won't get mad?" I said, "I can't say that before I know." She said, "Yeah. I am. A guy from work. It's only been 2 or 3 times." I said, "What does he look like?" She said, "A good bit taller than you are. Pretty well built. Big dick." I said, "Big dick huh? How big?" She said, "I dunno. Bigger than you." I said, "If you want permission to keep fucking your friend, go for it." She said, "You're ok with it?" I said, "Sure. But when I don't get off work on time, you may not want to know where I've been."