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Skin it Up
When I was 14, with the help of a younger friend, we sneaked a tape recorder into his parent's bedroom. The idea was to record them having sex...okay it was MY idea. He had told me, " They fuck every Saturday night ! They either fuck, or, she jacks him off ! " So, getting it in there, and hidden wasn't a problem but when to engage it was. So, he hid in a closet and when he heard it happening, he'd press record.
His dad played in a band and had a gig every Saturday night. He came in late, reeking of booze and other women's perfume. I'm thinking she would wait up for him or arouse when he stumbled in and test him for a nasty dick or relative horniness. He, supposedly, had a big uncut cock.
It went off without a hitch. We retrieved the mic the next day, and with the small recorder, went to a location where we could listen in private. My friend had seen his mom put on a nightie and panties before she got in the sack. His dad came in and answered her many questions, undressing slowly. When he shucked off his boxers it was on. He pressed record and this is what we got :
Her - "What you doing stripping down ? "
Him - "You ain't ? You better get them p.j.'s the fuck off !"
Her - " No, I ain't doing that ! Not tonight ! "
Him - " Honey, this IS the night we do it ! " The sound of bedclothes rustling.
Her - " Godamighty, you all hard and shit already ! Let me just jack it off ! Uh-huh, don't that feel good ? "
Him _ "Hell yeah, but, I need to suck your titties and get all up in that pussy !"
Her - "Nah, let me just jack it, and you skin it up before you shoot off. I don't want that shit all over these clean sheets...and...( inaudible )...no, don't pull those..."
Him - " These panties right here in my hand ? " ( laughs )
Her - "Hush ! Ohhhh, oh ! That's right, I'm wet ! "
Him - "You sure are ! Hooooo-boy ! You ready right now ! Now, take off that little nightie ! "
Her - " No, now, c'mon you can get me like this ! No, no , don't tear it ! "
Him - ( mumbled ) Ummmmmm, mummmm, ahhhhh, bay-beeeeee ! "
Her _ "Ahhhh-uuuhhh, ohhhh, easy baby ! Ahhh-ummmm, oh fuck baby ! Fuck my pussy, FUCK that pussy ! "
Him - " Ohhhh, shit yeah, ahhhhhh, bay-bee ! "
Her _ "Fuck it, fuck it HARD, baby ! "
Him - "Ahhhh, ahhhhh, ummmmmm, oh shit yes ! "
Her - " Ohhh, get it honey, and pull it out and skin it up before you shoot it ! "
Him - "Annngghhhh, ummmmmm, AAAAHHHHH, OOOOOHHH FUCK ! "
Her - "Pull it out and skin it up !"
Him - AAAAGHHHHHH,AAAHHHH,OOOOHHHH, SHIT !"
Her - " What the HELL are you doing ? I told you too..."
Him - "Sorry baby, I just lost it !"
Her - "You shot that goddamn shit ALL OVER ME ! You fucking bastard ! " the sound of her getting up and storming to the bathroom. The shower turns on. The sounds of his daddy giggling.
I jacked off to this the rest of the year.
Can you summarize it for me? Like most of the dicks I fuck, that was too long
Yeah, editing isn't my forte. Summary : Mom wanted dad to pull up his foreskin to catch his ejaculate because she didn't want it on her or the bedsheets. Dad had only one fuck to give, and it was in and on her.