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My stepmom caught me
With my stepmom walked in the room without knocking and caught me masturbating why would she have been surprised she flirts with me and teases me constantly she knows that I fantasize about it I could use to walk around the house often with next to nothing on I see your sex toys on the couch about to pull in the bathroom and I could hear her vibrator going I think she does things to tease me like this on purpose knowing that I'm going to get hard and jack off to it as a buddy who lives here but us but that's been in prison and will be for many years so she might as well get what she really wants I think tonight I walk in her room without knocking and catch her masturbating it was just pushing her dildo in your pussy I'll stick my cock in her mouth and fingers crossed wish me luck
The Anti-Incest Warrior is a Fucking Retard!
Oh for fuck sake, have you not heard of punctuation? And by the way, the first word you wrote, didn't even need to be there. How can you fuck up on the first word?!
That's fuckin hilarious!
He's a non-native English speaker. How many languages do you speak and write? Just one, I suppose based on your low grammar and lack of international awareness. Before you go bashing, I'm an American and speak, read, and write 7 languages fluently. With that and my MBA I'm paid very well.
Go 1%.
Oh for fuck sake I never heard that before very interesting for someone but not me
Hey don't worry about the punctuation I didn't ask you did I and I suppose I should put a? There but you're smarter than me and I'm sure you'll have no problem figuring out the question is rhetorical thank you for your interest good luck trying to change the world
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